The Dunkin’ Dutchmen.  One of the best professional athlete mullets of all time, but sadly he only rocked it for a couple seasons.  And as a result, no trading card exists that really captures the essence and magic of the Rik Smits mullet.

So I was forced to go to work in Microsoft Paint:

You just know he is going to throw down the patented Rik Smits dunk shot here….not quite dunking but kinda spiking it through the hoop, mullet flappin’ in the wind.  Sweet Pumps by the way.

Some Rik Smits trivia for you:

• His favorite TV Show is Double Dare, and claims to be a huge fan of Gene Wood
• Wears size 20 wooden shoes
• Competitively raced vintage motocross after his playing career