Stephon Marbury Goes off the Deep End
If you didn’t catch any of Starbury’s 24 hour Internet broadcast/stream of consciousness on Friday, you missed the most bizarre and entertaining episode of the Marbury saga yet.
He fielded questions via live chat, sang, danced, cried, swam, ate, played ping-pong, and most importantly let us inside his mind for over 24 hours straight. NBA Musings has the complete transcript here, but I’ve included some of the highlights (and lowlights) below:
“Do I believe in aliens? I don’t know, because I’ve never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day”
“Going bald at 19 is not sexy. Its not the jump-off”
“Sometimes I count the cars when I’m bored”
“First tattoo - 14 years old, panther”
“Sings: I could be your superstar baby.. you’re my diamond girl… you’re the one… can’t figure out how i feel…”
“You say I’m a bum with 20 million? Hey, would you want to be a bum with 20 million? Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! x infinity”
“I’ll be a bum for seven dollars and a blowjob? Hahahahaaha. They tryin to put me in a box! Its impossible!”
“Yeah I did that. I had sex with a girl in the back of my truck. I made a mistake. I had a boo boo and I messed up. Now what?”
“7pm is ladies only”
“My moms. She’s like Matthew, Luke and John.”
“The say eagles fly above the storm. I’m not an eagle. I just gave you a parable of what an eagle does”
“Politics? Nah. I ain’t into politricks. I ain’t into the politricks business. I don’t wanna trick nobody”
“No, I never sucked no wee-wee before. Next question.”
“Michael Jackson? I wanted to meet him. I still want to meet him. One day I will meet Michael Jackson.”
“I’m gay? I’m not gay. Crackerberry, Crackleberry, Stupidberry, Stupidstephonberry… whatever you got…”
“I did not tell you guys that I was high. Not nice. You trying to break me down. Not nice”
“You’ve gotta thank ‘em for a bowel movement. You’ve gotta thank ‘em for a bowel movement”
“Do I pick my nose? Yeah, I pick my nose. Then I go wash it. I’m just like you”
“When did I lose my virginity? I was molested as a kid. That’s a little different. My virginity was taken from me”
“I get elbowed by Shaq in the head. Maybe that’s why I’m crazy”
“I’m going to set up a foundation for the world. I’m going to take the money and start building cities all over the world. I’m a comet. My man told me I’m a comet. I said, ‘I’m a comet?’ ”
UPDATE: Apparently Marbury is back at it…check it out HERE
Marbury 24 Hour Transcript (NBA Musings)
Stephon Marbury Streaming Live for 24 Hours! (UStream)
The Marbury Question (CelticsHub)
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